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World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

$6.45

The World's Biggest Asshole Trophy is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Island Dogs is one of the houses we keep close.

Made in plastic.

The World's Biggest Asshole Trophy from Island Dogs is a novelty award designed as a humorous gag gift. Standing 5.5 inches tall, this plastic trophy features a middle finger design, making it a unique conversation starter for anyone who appreciates ironic humor or needs a lighthearted award.

Distinguishing itself from generic novelty items, this award is crafted with a specific, bold design that guarantees a reaction. Its substantial size and durable plastic construction ensure it remains a prominent, albeit cheeky, desk accessory or shelf decoration for years to come.

Key Features

  • A memorable gag gift — perfect for the person who has everything.
  • Iconic middle finger design — ensures it's a conversation starter.
  • Stands 5.5 inches tall — a noticeable presence on any desk or shelf.
  • Durable plastic construction — built to last as a humorous keepsake.
  • Humorous award for ironic appreciation — brings a smile, even if begrudgingly.
  • Unique decorative piece — adds a touch of irreverent style to a space.

Trophy Specifications

  • Brand: Island Dogs
  • Model: IS16100
  • Material: Plastic
  • Height: 5.5 inches
  • Diameter: 3.25 inches
  • Length: 3.375 inches

Best for: The office prankster who needs a desk award for the 'most difficult' colleague, or the friend with a dark sense of humor who appreciates a bold, ironic statement piece.

Common Questions

Is this trophy suitable for formal awards?

This trophy is specifically designed as a humorous gag gift or novelty award. Its 'middle finger' design makes it unsuitable for formal recognition ceremonies but perfect for lighthearted, ironic gifting among friends or colleagues with a shared sense of humor.

How durable is the plastic material?

The trophy is constructed from durable plastic, intended to withstand regular handling as a desk ornament or display piece. While not indestructible, it is built to maintain its shape and integrity as a humorous keepsake.

What kind of person would appreciate this trophy?

This award is ideal for individuals who appreciate dark humor, sarcasm, or ironic gestures. It's best suited for friends, family members, or colleagues with whom you share a playful, teasing relationship and who don't take themselves too seriously.

The World's Biggest Asshole Trophy offers a unique, humorous statement piece. Standing 5.5 inches tall and made from durable plastic, it serves as an unforgettable gag gift or a bold, ironic decorative item.

◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.