
Biggest Boner Greeting Card
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The Biggest Boner Greeting Card from Kush Kards is a humorous, multi-color paper card measuring 4.625 inches in height and 6.875 inches in length. Designed for couples who enjoy playful intimacy and a cheeky sense of humor, this card is ideal for anniversaries and other special occasions. It features a bold message to express lasting desire.
This greeting card stands out with its direct and bold message, printed in crisp white text against a sophisticated black background. Unlike generic cards, it offers a specific, intimate compliment that’s sure to elicit a laugh and a blush. The blank interior allows for a personalized touch, making your sentiment even more special.
Key Features
- Delivers a bold compliment — "You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner."
- Features a playful, flirty message — perfect for anniversaries.
- Comes with a matching envelope for easy gifting.
- Crafted from durable paper for a quality feel.
- Offers a blank interior for personalized messages.
- Designed with a striking multi-color print on a black background.
Card Specifications
- Brand: Kush Kards
- Height: 6.875 in
- Length: 4.625 in
- Material: Paper
- Color: Multi-Color
- Model: KK-NK-BONER
Best for: Couples celebrating anniversaries or special occasions who appreciate risqué humor and enjoy expressing their attraction playfully. Individuals looking for a unique and memorable way to compliment their partner's enduring appeal.
Common Questions
Is this card suitable for any occasion?
While perfect for anniversaries, its bold and flirty message also suits other romantic celebrations or just because moments. The blank inside allows you to tailor the sentiment to the specific event or your relationship dynamic.
What is the card made of?
The card is constructed from paper, ensuring a classic feel and durability. It's designed to hold its shape and present the message clearly, accompanied by a standard envelope.
Does the card come with an envelope?
Yes, the Biggest Boner Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. This ensures that your card is ready to be gifted right away, making the presentation neat and convenient.
Express lasting desire with the Kush Kards Biggest Boner Greeting Card. Its bold message and quality paper construction make it a memorable and humorous choice for anniversaries and romantic celebrations.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.



