Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes

The Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card from Naughty Kards is a unique A2 size card featuring a rock candy vibrator and fresh vibes towelettes. This novelty item combines a humorous message with a discreet personal massager, making it a playful gift for intimate occasions. The card measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches and includes an envelope.

This greeting card distinguishes itself by including a functional personal massager and cleansing towelettes directly within the package. Unlike standard cards, it offers an interactive and sensual element that extends the gifting experience beyond a simple message. The included towelettes ensure a fresh feeling after use, adding a practical touch to the playful design.

Key Features

• Delivers a humorous message with a playful twist — features a bold statement on the card.
• Provides intimate pleasure with a discreet vibrator — powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries.
• Ensures a fresh experience after use — includes convenient Fresh Vibes Towelettes.
• Offers a unique gifting option for special occasions — combines humor, intimacy, and a personal massager.
• Designed for easy gifting and display — includes an envelope and hangs in plastic packaging.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Naughty Kards
• Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Vibrator Dimensions: 1.5" Diameter
• Battery Type: LR44 AG13
• Number of Batteries: 3
• Included Accessories: Rock Candy Vibrator, Fresh Vibes Towelettes

Best for: Individuals looking for a humorous and intimate gift for a partner or friend. This item is suitable for those celebrating anniversaries, birthdays, or just wanting to add a playful spark to their relationship. It appeals to a customer who appreciates novelty items with a sensual edge.

Common Questions

What are the ingredients in the Fresh Vibes Towelettes?

The Fresh Vibes Towelettes contain water, butylene glycol, glycerin, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, sodium lauryl sulfate, disodium lauramphodiaceate, poloxamer 184, decyl glucoside, chamomile extract, thymol, phenoxyethanol, DMDM hydantoin, and triethanolamine.

How do I use the vibrator included with the card?

The vibrator is powered by 3 LR44 AG13 batteries, which are included. Informational instructions on its use are provided with the product to guide you on operation and enjoyment.

What is the size of the greeting card itself?

The greeting card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches in width and 5.5 inches in height. It comes with a standard envelope for mailing or gifting.

The Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card offers a humorous message paired with a personal massager and cleansing towelettes. This unique combination provides an interactive and sensual gifting experience for intimate occasions.