Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card w/Sticker
The Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card w/Sticker is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Kush Kards is one of the houses we keep close.
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Catalogued in the multi family.
This Halloween greeting card features a playful 'Dick Me Into The Ground' front message and a blank interior, designed for sending uniquely spooky wishes. It includes a matching sticker for added festive flair, making it ideal for sharing with friends and family during the Halloween season. The card measures 4.25" x 5.5" and comes with an envelope.
Unlike standard holiday cards, this Halloween greeting offers a humorous, slightly edgy message paired with a coordinating sticker, providing a dual-purpose festive item. The inclusion of a matching sticker allows for creative personalization, whether used to seal the envelope or as a standalone decoration, setting it apart from cards without interactive elements.
Key Features
- Humorous front message for a memorable greeting — 'Dick Me Into The Ground'
- Blank inside for personalized messages — allows for custom notes
- Includes a matching sticker — for extra decorative fun
- Compact card size for easy mailing — 4.25" x 5.5"
- Comes with an envelope for immediate sending — ready to mail
- Themed for Halloween — perfect for seasonal greetings
Card Details
- Front Message: Dick Me Into The Ground
- Inside Message: Blank
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
- Includes: Greeting Card, Sticker, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Best for: Individuals seeking humorous and unconventional holiday cards for friends with a similar sense of humor. Perfect for those who enjoy adding a unique, slightly cheeky touch to their seasonal mailings and appreciate small, fun extras like stickers.
Common Questions
What's the message inside the card?
The inside of the card is blank, giving you complete freedom to write your own personalized message. This allows you to tailor your greeting for any recipient and occasion within the Halloween theme.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, the card comes complete with a matching envelope, so it's ready to be addressed and sent out as soon as you receive it. It also includes a sticker for added festive fun.
What are the dimensions of the card?
The greeting card measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This standard size makes it convenient for mailing through the postal service without requiring special postage.
This Halloween card offers a unique blend of humor and festivity with its bold front message and included matching sticker. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it provides a blank interior for personalization, ensuring a memorable and fun seasonal greeting.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.
