
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1 oz
The Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1 oz is in the Soame index for the formula, not the bottle. Fuck Water blends with the kind of restraint we look for — body-considered, fragrance kept low, slip that disappears once the moment begins.
Compatibility kept conservative where it should be — check the label for the silicone / latex / steel table.
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Dick Polish is a 9.1 oz oil-based masturbation cream from Fuck Water, designed for extended solo sessions. Its thick texture melts with body heat to provide a long-lasting, glossy glide. This formulation is intended for solo use only and is not compatible with latex or silicone toys, ensuring a premium experience.
Unlike water-based lubricants that can dry out quickly, Dick Polish offers extended glide thanks to its rich oil base. This formulation provides a unique, ultra-slippery sensation that enhances pleasure for edging or gooning practices. The blend of nourishing ingredients also helps protect the skin during prolonged use.
Key Features
- Extended glide for long solo sessions — oil-based formula
- Melts with body heat for an ultra-slippery feel — thick cream texture
- Provides a glossy effect, enhancing visual appeal during use
- Formulated to last, preventing quick drying for uninterrupted pleasure
- Nourishes and protects skin with plant oils, wax, and vitamin E
- Designed for solo masturbation use only
Product Specifications
- Brand: Fuck Water
- Size: 9.1 oz
- Dimensions: 3.6 x 3.6 x 2.625 inches
- Base Type: Oil-based
- Texture: Thick cream
- Compatibility: Solo use only, not compatible with latex or silicone toys
Best for: Individuals seeking extended pleasure during solo masturbation, particularly those who enjoy edging or gooning. This cream is for users who prefer an oil-based lubricant for a long-lasting, glossy sensation and skin nourishment.
Common Questions
Is this product safe to use with condoms?
No, Dick Polish is an oil-based lubricant and is not compatible with latex condoms. Oil can degrade latex, compromising the condom's integrity and effectiveness. It is designed strictly for solo use.
Can I use this with silicone sex toys?
This lubricant is not compatible with silicone sex toys. Oil-based formulations can degrade silicone materials over time, potentially damaging your toys. It is best suited for solo manual use.
How long does the glide typically last?
The oil-based formula is designed for long-lasting glide, reducing the need for frequent reapplication. It is formulated to stay smooth and slick throughout extended solo sessions without drying out quickly.
Dick Polish offers an extended, glossy glide for solo masturbation. Its thick, oil-based cream melts with body heat, providing lasting lubrication and skin nourishment. Not compatible with latex or silicone toys.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.



