A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag - Pack of 3
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The Wood Rocket A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag is a Kraft paper gift sack designed for humorous gifting. It measures 11.25 inches high and 1 inch in diameter, featuring a brown ribbon handle. This bag is ideal for gag gifts or white elephant exchanges, adding a touch of snark to any occasion.
Unlike traditional wrapping paper, this gift bag offers a direct and witty presentation for your presents. Its construction from durable Kraft paper ensures it can hold various items, while the included brown ribbon handle provides a convenient carrying option. The bag's design leans into playful sarcasm, making it stand out.
Key Features
- Delivers a snarky message — perfect for gag gifts and white elephant exchanges.
- Crafted from durable Kraft paper — provides a sturdy container for presents.
- Features a brown ribbon handle — offers a convenient and stylish carrying option.
- Measures 11.25 inches high — suitable for a range of gift sizes.
- Designed for humorous gifting — adds a playful touch to any occasion.
- Comes in a pack of three — ensures you have extras for multiple events.
Bag Specifications
- Brand: Wood Rocket
- Model: WR-BAG-007
- Height: 11.25 inches
- Length: 9 inches
- Diameter: 1 inch
- Material: Kraft paper
- Handle: Brown ribbon
Best for: The witty gift-giver who enjoys a good laugh, particularly during holiday seasons or office parties. This includes individuals looking for a unique way to present gag gifts or participate in a white elephant exchange with a humorous twist.
Common Questions
What are the exact dimensions of this gift bag?
The gift bag stands 11.25 inches tall with a diameter of 1 inch and a length of 9 inches. It's designed to accommodate a variety of smaller to medium-sized presents.
Can this bag be reused for other occasions?
Yes, the Kraft paper construction and ribbon handle allow for multiple uses. Its humorous message makes it particularly suited for ongoing gag gift exchanges or as a quirky everyday tote.
Does the bag come assembled?
The gift bag is designed for immediate use upon arrival. It comes ready to be filled, with the brown ribbon handle already attached for your convenience.
This pack of three Wood Rocket gift bags provides a humorous and direct way to present gag gifts. Featuring Kraft paper construction and a ribbon handle, they are ideal for adding a touch of playful sarcasm to any occasion.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.
