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Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens - 5 Pack

$10.05

The Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens - 5 Pack is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Wood Rocket is one of the houses we keep close.

Say goodbye to the fake optimism and empty pep talks with our Demotivational Pens, the perfect office gag gift for those who prefer a dose of reality. If youve had enough of the endless stream of you can do it and believe in yourself, these pens are here to set the record straight. Tailored for those who understand that life isnt all sunshine and rainbows, each pen in this collection delivers a snarky reality check thats bound to resonate with anyone whos ever faced the grind of daily life.
◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.