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Macaweenie & Cheese

$5.31

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Macaweenie & Cheese is a unique, edible penis-shaped pasta product from Hott Products. This novelty food item comes in a 6.25-ounce package, providing approximately 4 servings for a playful dinner experience. It is designed for culinary enjoyment with a focus on a fun, adult-themed presentation.

Unlike standard pasta dishes, Macaweenie & Cheese offers a conversation-starting element for meals. Its distinct phallic shape transforms a simple dinner into an memorable event. The preparation instructions are designed to ensure a satisfying culinary outcome, making it suitable for themed parties or adventurous home cooks.

Key Features

  • Playful dining experience — edible penis-shaped pasta
  • Generous portion size — approximately 4 servings per 6.25 oz package
  • Unique meal centerpiece — ideal for adult-themed gatherings
  • Simple preparation — follow included instructions for best results
  • Memorable culinary presentation — adds humor to any meal
  • Hot and wet 'weenies' after cooking — a playful caution for diners

Product Specifications

  • Brand: Hott Products
  • Model: 6605
  • Net Weight: 6.25 oz
  • Approximate Servings: 4
  • Length: 6.625 in
  • Height: 2 in
  • Diameter: 4.25 in

Best for: Adults seeking a humorous and unique addition to their culinary repertoire, such as hosts of bachelorette parties or novelty dinner gatherings. Individuals who appreciate playful and unconventional food items for special occasions or themed events.

Common Questions

How do I prepare the Macaweenie & Cheese?

Preparation involves following the specific instructions included with the product. These guides are designed to ensure the pasta cooks properly and achieves the desired texture and taste for an enjoyable meal.

What are the ingredients in this pasta?

The primary ingredient is enriched macaroni product, which includes wheat flour. Other components listed are niacin, ferrous sulfate (iron), and thiamin mononitrate (vitamin B1).

Is this suitable for children?

Given the novelty shape and suggestive nature of the product, Macaweenie & Cheese is intended for adult consumption and is not recommended for children.

Macaweenie & Cheese offers a distinctively shaped, edible pasta for a playful dining experience. With 4 servings per 6.25 oz package, it's a unique choice for adult-themed meals and gatherings.

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Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.