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Outrageous Office Pens

$8.04

The Outrageous Office Pens is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Hott Products is one of the houses we keep close.

Made in plastic.

Want a pen thats really note-worthy? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know whats on your mind! Sayings Include: Actually, just fuck off. I wish I could fukin spell. Hands off my pen, bitch. These stupid fucks think I'm working. I wanna fucking go home. Features: 5 Nasty Pens Included Great Ice-Breaker Fun Novelty
◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.