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Outrageous Office Pens

$6.58

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Made in plastic.

The Outrageous Office Pens by Hott Products are a set of five plastic writing instruments designed for humor and ice-breaking in the workplace. Each pen features a unique, provocative saying printed on its barrel. These novelty pens offer a distinct way to express your thoughts and inject laughter into everyday office interactions.

Unlike standard writing tools, these pens serve as conversation starters and sources of amusement. Their bold, explicit messages are intended to elicit strong reactions and break the ice during meetings or casual office encounters. The collection provides a memorable way to share a laugh with colleagues who appreciate edgy humor.

Key Features

  • Provocative messages for bold expression — explicit sayings printed on each pen
  • Humorous ice-breaker for office environments — designed to spark laughter and conversation
  • Set of five distinct pens — includes multiple unique phrases for varied amusement
  • Durable plastic construction — ensures longevity for frequent use
  • Compact writing instruments — easy to carry and use for everyday note-taking

Product Specifications

  • Brand: Hott Products
  • Model: HP3523
  • Material: Plastic
  • Ink Color: Black
  • Length: 4.125 inches
  • Height: 7.875 inches
  • Diameter: 0.75 inches

Best for: Office workers seeking to inject humor into their workday, individuals who enjoy edgy or sarcastic novelty items, and those looking for unique gag gifts for colleagues. This includes professionals in creative fields or environments with a relaxed, informal atmosphere.

Common Questions

What kind of sayings are on these pens?

The pens feature explicit and provocative sayings designed for humor and shock value. Examples include phrases like 'Actually, just fuck off' and 'Hands off my pen, bitch,' intended to be attention-grabbing and humorous in appropriate settings.

Are these pens suitable for formal business use?

These pens are intended as novelty items for humor and ice-breaking, not for formal business correspondence. Their explicit messaging makes them best suited for informal office environments or as gag gifts, rather than for professional client interactions.

What is the ink color of the pens?

The Outrageous Office Pens contain black ink. This classic ink color ensures legibility for any notes you might jot down, even while the pen's message provides a humorous distraction.

The Outrageous Office Pens offer a unique blend of functionality and humor, featuring bold, explicit sayings on durable plastic barrels. These five writing instruments serve as excellent ice-breakers for those who appreciate edgy office comedy.

◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.