
F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry
The F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Kheper is one of the houses we keep close.
Catalogued in the pink family.
The F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry by Kheper is a novelty confectionery item designed for expressing candid sentiments. This single sucker weighs 1.76 ounces and contains 80 calories. Its primary use is as a humorous or direct way to communicate feelings, featuring a distinct strawberry flavor and a vibrant pink color.
This strawberry-flavored sucker offers a unique way to convey a message often left unspoken. Unlike traditional sweets, its purpose extends beyond mere taste, serving as a bold statement piece. The 1.76-ounce confection delivers a direct, albeit playful, communication tool with a sweet strawberry profile.
Key Features
- Express candid feelings with a bold statement — a novelty confectionery item.
- Enjoy a sweet strawberry flavor — a classic and beloved taste profile.
- Features a vibrant pink color — visually appealing and fun.
- Includes one 1.76-ounce sucker — a substantial single serving.
- Contains 80 calories per sucker — mindful indulgence.
- Crafted with sugar, corn syrup, citric acid, artificial flavor, and color — standard confection ingredients.
Product Details
- Brand: Kheper
- Flavor: Strawberry
- Color: Pink
- Weight: 1.76 oz
- Calories: 80 per sucker
- Dimensions: 3.5" L x 1" Diameter
Best for: Individuals seeking a humorous or direct way to express strong emotions, often in a social or party setting. People who appreciate novelty gifts and confectionery with a playful, edgy twist.
Common Questions
What are the main ingredients in this sucker?
The F*ck You Sucker is made with sugar, corn syrup, citric acid, artificial flavor, and artificial color. These are common ingredients found in many candies and confections.
How many calories are in one sucker?
Each strawberry-flavored sucker contains approximately 80 calories. This information is useful for those monitoring their caloric intake.
What is the primary purpose of this product?
Its primary purpose is as a novelty item for expressing feelings in a direct or humorous manner. It's designed as a conversation starter or a playful way to communicate sentiments.
The Kheper F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry offers a unique, strawberry-flavored confectionery experience. Weighing 1.76 ounces and containing 80 calories, it serves as a bold statement piece for expressing sentiments directly.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.



