All Dicks Naughty Straws - Asst. Colors Pack of 11
The All Dicks Naughty Straws - Asst. Colors Pack of 11 is indexed in the Gay section because it was made for the audience, not adjacent to it. Kheper designs with that specificity in mind, and the result reads cleanly off the shelf.
Made in plastic — body-considered, finished cleanly, kept easy to clean.
Catalogued in the multi family.
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The Kheper All Dicks Naughty Straws are penis-shaped drinking accessories in assorted colors, designed for LGBTQ+ events and gatherings. This pack includes 11 vibrantly colored straws, intended to match Progress Flag hues, offering a fun and festive way to enjoy beverages. They are constructed from plastic for durability.
These novelty straws stand out with their unique penis shape and a color palette inspired by the Progress Flag, making them a distinctive choice for parties and celebrations. Unlike plain drinking straws, the All Dicks Naughty Straws add a playful and thematic element to any event, encouraging conversation and festivity among guests.
Key Features
- Festive beverage enjoyment — 11 penis-shaped straws in assorted colors
- Thematic color scheme — hues inspired by the Progress Flag
- Durable construction — made from plastic materials
- Versatile use — suitable for parties and LGBTQ+ events
- Conversation starter — unique design for memorable gatherings
- Convenient pack — includes 11 individual straws
Product Specifications
- Brand: Kheper
- Model: KHE-NVS99
- Material: Plastic
- Length: 5 inches
- Height: 13 inches
- Diameter: 1.75 inches
- Color: Assorted Colors
- Pack Size: 11
Best for: Event planners seeking unique party supplies for Pride celebrations or LGBTQ+ themed gatherings. Individuals hosting social events who want to add a playful and conversation-starting element to their beverage service.
Common Questions
What are these straws made of?
These novelty straws are made from plastic, ensuring they are durable for use at parties and events. The material is chosen for its ability to hold vibrant colors and withstand typical beverage consumption.
How many straws come in a pack?
Each pack contains 11 individual straws. This quantity is designed to be sufficient for small to medium-sized gatherings, allowing multiple guests to use them.
Can I choose specific colors?
The straws come in assorted colors, inspired by the Progress Flag. While specific color selection is not available, the variety offers a festive and inclusive aesthetic for your event.
Enjoy your drinks with a touch of flair using the Kheper All Dicks Naughty Straws. Featuring 11 penis-shaped straws in assorted Progress Flag-inspired colors, they bring a fun and memorable element to any celebration.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.
