For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card
The For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Kush Kards is one of the houses we keep close.
The Kush Kards For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card is an A2 size card, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This novelty card comes complete with an envelope and is presented in protective plastic packaging. It's designed for humorous and celebratory occasions, offering a playful way to express appreciation.
Unlike generic greeting cards, this Kush Kards offering provides a specific, cheeky message for those with a bold sense of humor. The card's dimensions ensure it stands out, while the included envelope and protective packaging maintain its pristine condition until gifting.
Key Features
- Delivers a humorous message for special occasions — featuring the 'Best Titties Alive' text.
- Standard A2 card size for easy display — measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches.
- Includes a matching envelope for convenient gifting.
- Protected by a clear plastic sleeve to maintain quality.
- Designed by Kush Kards for unique, statement-making greetings.
- Offers a playful and memorable way to celebrate someone.
Card Details
- Brand: Kush Kards
- Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
- Height: 7.5 in
- Length: 4.75 in
- Diameter: 0.5 in
- Packaging: Card, Envelope, Plastic Sleeve
Best for: The ideal customer is someone looking for a humorous and slightly risqué greeting card for a friend or partner with a similar sense of humor. This includes individuals celebrating birthdays, anniversaries, or simply wanting to send a funny, appreciative message without traditional sentimentality.
Common Questions
What's the actual size of the card?
The card itself is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. This is a standard size for greeting cards, making it easy to handle and display.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, the card includes a matching envelope so you can easily prepare it for gifting. It also comes in protective plastic packaging to keep it in perfect condition.
Is this card suitable for formal occasions?
This card is designed for informal and humorous occasions. Its bold message makes it ideal for close friends or partners with a shared sense of humor, rather than formal events.
The Kush Kards Best Titties Alive card offers a distinctive, humorous alternative to traditional greetings. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5" and including an envelope, it's a memorable way to share a laugh.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.
