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Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card

$3.13

The Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Kush Kards is one of the houses we keep close.

The Kush Kards Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card is an A2 size card measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This playful card is designed for expressing affection with a cheeky, intimate message. It comes complete with a matching envelope and is protected by plastic packaging, ready to be gifted.

This greeting card offers a unique way to convey deep feelings, moving beyond typical romantic sentiments. Its direct and bold messaging makes it stand out for expressing a desire for ultimate intimacy and connection. The card's design is intended to spark conversation and create a memorable moment between partners.

Key Features

  • Express intimate desires — bold "Swallow Your Heart" message
  • Standard A2 card size — 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches for easy display
  • Includes a matching envelope — completes the gift presentation
  • Protected by plastic packaging — ensures pristine condition upon arrival
  • Designed for couples — fosters playful and open communication
  • High-quality cardstock — provides a substantial feel and durability

Card Details

  • Brand: Kush Kards
  • Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Dimensions: 5.5" L x 7.25" H x 0.2" D
  • Includes: Envelope
  • Packaging: Plastic Sleeve

Best for: Individuals seeking a bold and explicit way to express deep affection or desire to a romantic partner. Couples looking for unique, conversation-starting cards for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just because. Those who appreciate playful, adult-themed stationery.

Common Questions

What's the best occasion for this card?

This card is ideal for intimate occasions like anniversaries or Valentine's Day, or simply as a spontaneous gesture to express deep desire and affection to a partner. Its explicit message makes it suitable for established relationships where open communication about intimacy is valued.

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes, the Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. The card and envelope are then placed in protective plastic packaging to ensure they arrive in perfect condition, ready for you to write your personal message.

Is the card suitable for all relationships?

This card features a very direct and suggestive message, making it best suited for romantic partners with an established level of intimacy and a shared sense of humor. It's designed for those comfortable with explicit expressions of desire and affection.

This Kush Kards greeting card offers a daring and explicit way to express profound desire. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it comes with an envelope and protective packaging, making it a bold statement for intimate relationships.

◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.