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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8

$4.42

The Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8 is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Candy Prints is one of the houses we keep close.

Catalogued in the multi family.

Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each pack features eight high-quality paper 8-inch straws with non-shedding glittering fuck you fingers. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.