Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 8 oz
The Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 8 oz is in the Soame index for the formula, not the bottle. Fuck Water blends with the kind of restraint we look for — body-considered, fragrance kept low, slip that disappears once the moment begins.
Compatibility kept conservative where it should be — check the label for the silicone / latex / steel table.
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Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is an 8 oz water-based lubricant formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose for a 5x thicker consistency than standard clear formulas. Infused with Vitamin E for moisture and pH neutral, this personal lubricant is designed for enhanced comfort and glide during intimate activities. It is compatible with latex and polyisoprene condoms and is toy-friendly.
This premium lubricant differentiates itself with a significantly thicker formulation, achieved through the natural addition of hydroxyethylcellulose. This provides an enhanced cushioning effect and extended glide, making for more comfortable intimate experiences. Unlike other formulas, it is made without desensitizers, prioritizing the protection of soft tissues while still offering a silky smooth feel from plant-based glycerin.
Key Features
- Enhanced glide and cushion — 5x thicker than standard clear formulas due to hydroxyethylcellulose
- Moisturizing comfort — infused with Vitamin E for skin hydration
- Gentle on sensitive tissues — formulated without desensitizers
- Silky smooth feel — created with pure plant source glycerin
- Condom and toy compatible — safe for use with latex, polyisoprene condoms, and all toys
- Fragrance-free and easy cleanup — simple to use and washes off skin or sheets effortlessly
Product Specifications
- Brand: Fuck Water
- Name: Thick Clear H2O
- Size: 8 oz
- Base: Water-Based
- Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide
- Dimensions: 1.88" L x 1.88" W x 7.25" H
Best for: Individuals seeking a luxurious, long-lasting lubricant for enhanced intimacy, couples looking for added comfort and glide during sexual activity, and those who prioritize gentle, moisturizing formulas compatible with condoms and toys.
Common Questions
Is this lube safe to use with condoms?
Yes, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is compatible with both natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. Its water-based, pH-neutral formula is designed to maintain condom integrity for safe use.
How do I clean this lubricant off?
This water-based lubricant is designed for easy cleanup. It washes off effortlessly from skin, sheets, and toys with water, leaving no residue.
What makes this lubricant thicker than others?
The increased thickness is due to the inclusion of hydroxyethylcellulose, a natural thickening agent. This ingredient makes the formula five times thicker than standard clear lubricants, providing extra cushion and comfort.
Enjoy enhanced comfort and glide with Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O. Its 5x thicker, water-based formula with Vitamin E and plant-based glycerin offers superior cushioning and moisture, while remaining condom and toy compatible.
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.
