Major DickDongs & Dildos
Major Dick Straight w/Balls & Suction Cup Commander in Chief - Vanilla
$14.00
The Major Dick Straight w/Balls & Suction Cup Commander in Chief - Vanilla is indexed for its presence — the weight in the hand, the shape that reads from across the room as something made on purpose. Major Dick works the silicone the way a sculptor works clay.
Cast in vinyl/pvc — body-safe, non-porous where the spec calls for it, kept easy to clean.
Insertable — 4–6". Indexed as Standard (4" – 6").
◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning
Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.
