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Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Fan - Black

$12.90

The Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Fan - Black is in the Soame index for the consideration behind it. Wood Rocket is one of the houses we keep close.

Made in other, nylon/synthetic.

Catalogued in the black family.

The Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Fan is a large, folding hand fan designed for stylish cooling. It features glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material, providing a statement piece with attitude. This accessory is ideal for adding a touch of personal expression while staying comfortable on warm days.

This folding fan distinguishes itself with its bold messaging and premium materials, offering a unique way to express personality. Unlike more subdued accessories, it combines a playful, defiant slogan with the tactile quality of glossy bamboo and smooth satin. It's a functional item that doubles as a conversation starter.

Key Features

  • Stay cool with a large-sized folding fan — designed for effective air circulation.
  • Express attitude with bold, explicit messaging — a statement piece for personal expression.
  • Enjoy a smooth feel with high-quality satin material — comfortable against the skin.
  • Durable construction from glossy bamboo ribs — ensuring longevity and a premium look.
  • Compact and portable design — easily folds for carrying in a bag or pocket.
  • A unique accessory for personal style — blending functionality with a defiant aesthetic.

Fan Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket
  • Model: WR-FAN-001
  • Color: Black
  • Material: Satin, Bamboo
  • Length: 16 inches
  • Height: 3 inches
  • Diameter: 2 inches

Best for: Individuals seeking a unique, expressive accessory for personal use or as a bold gift. This fan is perfect for festival-goers, concert attendees, or anyone who appreciates statement pieces with a touch of irreverence and a desire for practical cooling.

Common Questions

Is this fan easy to carry around?

Yes, this fan is designed to be a folding hand fan. It collapses to a compact size, making it simple to slip into a purse, pocket, or bag for cooling on the go.

What materials is the fan made from?

The fan is constructed with high-quality satin material for the fan surface and features glossy bamboo ribs for its frame. This combination ensures both a pleasant feel and durability.

How large is the fan when opened?

This is a large-sized folding hand fan. While the exact open dimensions aren't specified, its 'large-sized' designation suggests it provides substantial air circulation when fully extended.

The Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Fan offers a bold statement with its satin and bamboo construction. Its large size and folding design make it a functional accessory for personal expression and staying cool.

◦ Plain box◦ Ships today◦ Body-safe certified
Care & cleaning

Wash before first use with warm water and toy cleaner. Store separately. Use water-based lubricant with silicone toys.

Shipping & discretion

Ships in a plain, unbranded box billed as 'Soame Mercantile' from our Colorado warehouse. Flat-rate $14.99 in the USA, $21.99 to Canada. 14-day returns on unopened, sealed items.